The President Has Left the Building.
Well, I just heard the news...the new president of the college is not the new president of the college after all. I'm so confused.
So we had this new president, right...his name was Smith, Richard Smith. Seemed like a nice guy, even if he did have a really generic name. Now, I hear that he's not gonna be president...don't know why or anything, but that's all the news that's fit too print. If anyone knows anything, feel free to fill me in.
Now how does this relate to me, you may ask? Two reasons:
1. There goes all my overtime fixing up the college house for the guy.
2. There goes my Matrix theory...which is that agents were taking over the college. President Smith...Business Manager Smith...they were all set to take over. So much for that theory.
3. Well, there's not really a third reason...that's why I said there were TWO reasons. Pay attention!
I don't go to the college one day, and the whole place starts to fall apart...geez. Well, till later, stay cool...unless you want to resign or something, that's cool too.
So we had this new president, right...his name was Smith, Richard Smith. Seemed like a nice guy, even if he did have a really generic name. Now, I hear that he's not gonna be president...don't know why or anything, but that's all the news that's fit too print. If anyone knows anything, feel free to fill me in.
Now how does this relate to me, you may ask? Two reasons:
1. There goes all my overtime fixing up the college house for the guy.
2. There goes my Matrix theory...which is that agents were taking over the college. President Smith...Business Manager Smith...they were all set to take over. So much for that theory.
3. Well, there's not really a third reason...that's why I said there were TWO reasons. Pay attention!
I don't go to the college one day, and the whole place starts to fall apart...geez. Well, till later, stay cool...unless you want to resign or something, that's cool too.
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