Email is Like a Prison
A prison with no walls, as Strong Bad would say.
I have come to the conclusion that some people (most people) should not be allowed to use email. I have reached this conclusion because of the inordinate number of *stupid* emails I receive all the time. I saw one today that claimed to show "satellite images of the Space Shuttle Columbia exploding!" Okay, first of all there are no satellites taking pictures of the Space Shuttle. Second, the Columbia did not explode, it disintegrated in the atmosphere. Third, the pictures are from the movie Armageddon, you morons!!!
In short, I just want to say: there is no litter of puppies about to be put to sleep, no one is going to do anything based on an online petition, Mel Gibson was not disfigured at an early age, there are no hypodermic needles in gas pumps, and you will not have bad luck for seven years if you do not forward this email to at least ten people.
Until tomorrow, stay cool...and for all our sakes, give the "forward" button a rest.
I have come to the conclusion that some people (most people) should not be allowed to use email. I have reached this conclusion because of the inordinate number of *stupid* emails I receive all the time. I saw one today that claimed to show "satellite images of the Space Shuttle Columbia exploding!" Okay, first of all there are no satellites taking pictures of the Space Shuttle. Second, the Columbia did not explode, it disintegrated in the atmosphere. Third, the pictures are from the movie Armageddon, you morons!!!
In short, I just want to say: there is no litter of puppies about to be put to sleep, no one is going to do anything based on an online petition, Mel Gibson was not disfigured at an early age, there are no hypodermic needles in gas pumps, and you will not have bad luck for seven years if you do not forward this email to at least ten people.
Until tomorrow, stay cool...and for all our sakes, give the "forward" button a rest.
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