When the Chair is Rolled Up Yonder

Well, greetings all! This is my first post and thought I had better start off the right way-with a rant!

Our story begins yesterday afternoon...in the computer lab. You see, apparently someone in the office directly BELOW the computer lab became quite upset about the rolling going on in the lab. Now, by rolling, I mean people had been moving around in the little wheelie computer chairs (you know, the ones designed for the sole purpose of rolling around in.) Well anyway, this upset a certain someone tremendously. But, as we all know, there are some people who's sole purpose in life is to get upset.

To make a long story short, those accused of this alleged "rolling" were not happy; and the bitter feeling continued on into today. It was at this point that I realized the need to immortalize this historic incident in song. And what better way to do it than to the tune of a well known hymn? =) Here goes...

When you hear a thunderous sound above
much like a mighty roar,
And the noise seems to be coming from upstairs-
When you're trying to have a meeting
and your head is getting sore,
And the chair is rolled up yonder-
I'll be there!
When the chair is rolled up yonder,
When the chair is rolled up yonder,
When the chair is rolled up yonder...
When the chair is rolled up yonder,
I'll be there!

Yes, yes, thank you, hold the applause. Remember, I'm here to point out the little things in life...that really get on your nerves! So, until tomorrow, stay cool! (just don't roll any chairs)